What the Class of 2021 Had to Read This Summer

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Each year I try to look and see what various Universities and Colleges assign as summer reading to the incoming Freshman class. In my day at least, my University did not even try to do this! Too big of a school–even with the various colleges within it, it was still too big. Today it’s a “thing” at many colleges. But the trend toward this assignment may be waning. Purdue apparently axed their summer read to save around $75,000. That’s a big chunk to give everyone one book that many will fake having read.

This year I found a few journalists had beat me to this assignment, so I’m linking here to those. There is occasional overlap, but I’ll let you read their lists to see what Stanford or other well-known colleges assigned this year. I’ve looked for some different schools, different books than the published news articles featured. National Public Radio (NPR), regarded by most as Liberal,  found still other titles. The National Review, a very Conservative publication for those who don’t know it by name, added its piece on summer reading to the mix as well. Here are the links to those articles:

Quartz: What Top College Students in the U.S. Are Reading This Summer

New York Times: Summer Reading Books; The Ties That Bind Colleges

NPR: Summer Reading For the College Bound

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I’ve only read ONE book on this list–Hillbilly Elergy and I recommend it very highly. Here is my review and thoughts on the book.

My List of What the Class of 2021 Had To Read

 

Freshman Summer Reading  Class of 2021
Title  Author University
Backpack, a Bear, and Eight Crates of Vodka Lev Golinkin Boston College
Between The World And Me Ta-Nehisi Coates Wagner College
Between The World And Me Ta-Nehisi Coates Tulane
Between The World And Me Ta-Nehisi Coates Muhlenberg College
Book of Unknown Americans Cristina Henríquez Smith
Book That Changed America: How Darwin’s Theory of Evolution Ignited America Randall Fuller Skidmore
Citizen: An American Lyric Claudia Rankine Bard
Clash of Civilizations Over an Elevator in Piazza Vittorio Amara Lakhous Rutgers (Honors College)
Deadly Wandering Matt Richtel Vermont
Distress: A Doctor’s Coming-of-Age on the Front Lines of American Medicine Rachel Pearson College of New Jersey
Few Good Men [play] Aaron Sorkin The Citadel
Freedom Summer Bruce Watson Lehigh
Gris Grimly’s Frankenstein Gris Grimly Siena College
Hillbilly Elergy J.D. Vance Wisconsin
Hope and Other Dangerous Pursuits Laila Lalami Lafayette
Illegal Lawrence Hill Georgetown
Jesuit Guide to (Almost) Everything James Martin Fordham
Just Mercy Bryan Stevenson Bucknell
Just Mercy Bryan Stevenson Bates
Laughing Without an Accent: Adventures of a Global Citizen Firoozeh Dumas Texas Christian (TCU)
Life’s Golden Ticket Brendan Burchard Western New England U
Make Your Home Among Strangers Jenine Capo Crucet Whitman College
Make Your Home Among Strangers Jenine Capo Crucet Holy Cross
Outrage Industry Jeffrey M. Berry and Sarah Sobieraj Tufts
People of the Book Geraldine Brooks Westminster College
Prince of Los Cucyos Richard Blanco Duke
Radical Hope: Ethics in the Face of Cultural Devastation Jonathan Lear Bard
So You’ve Been Publicly Shamed Jon Ronson Ramapo College of NJ
Strong Inside Andrew Maraniss Vanderbilt
True American: Murder and Mystery in Texas Anand Giridharadas Lehigh
What Is Populism? Jan-Werner Mueller Princeton

 

Here is the link for last year’s post, What the Class of 2020 is Reading This Summer

Have you read any of these? Did you review them? Leave me a link to your review in the comments. Or, if you have a college-bound Freshman with a summer book that is not on this list, leave me the title and the name of the College or University and I’ll add it to the list.

Favorite School Novels: The Next Four

 

A few of the kiddos in my extended family are already back in school this week. I have hopes of one or both of my own returning to college, but we’ll see. Previously I published another post listing four favorite school novels here. And, for a Top Ten Tuesday post, I published this list of 10 more school books and movies  here. So, if any of your favorites, or ones you expected me to list, are not in today’s post, have a look at the past posts by clicking on their links above.

 

The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie by Muriel Spark

 

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Harry Potter fans will love knowing that Professor McGonagall herself (aka Maggie Smith) played the title role of Miss Brodie in the 1969 film. I loved that version, but love the book even more. Poor Miss Brodie. So much to admire in El Duce indeed! The girls of Edinburgh’s posh Marcia Blaine School had no idea what they would learn, but it was a memorable experience to be educated by Miss Brodie.  The Prime Of Miss Jean Brodie by Muriel Spark. [Note, I have chosen an older cover. If you click on the link her to see the book on Amazon it will have a different cover. I make no money off your clicks.]

Here’s a peak at Maggie in the title role:

 

 

 

 

Village School by Miss Read

 

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How wonderful to go to a small school with a caring teacher and have no standardized tests looming! Back when the posh children where going off to schools in Britain like The Marcia Blaine School for Girls, children in country villages went to schools supposedly like the one in Fairacre with teachers like Miss Read. (I suspect the reality was a bit different, but never mind). A delightful story of a time now long gone. Village School by Miss Read.

 

 

 

A Separate Peace by John Knowles

 

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One of the classics of the school novel genre has to be A Separate Peace . Set in an Eastern prep school at the start of World War II the story focuses on the coming-of-age of two boys,  Phineas and Gene. Even 40 years or so on from reading it, I easily recalled their names, the setting and so much of the story. But mostly I remember the emotions it presented. To say the book had a lasting effect on me would be an understatement. It’s one of the few novels that I ever thought I’d want to teach if forced to teach high school.   A Separate Peace by John Knowles.

 

[Note, I have chosen an older cover. If you click on the link her to see the book on Amazon it will have a different cover. I make no money off your clicks.]

 

 

The Dark Ferret Society by Emily Humphreys

 

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When I read this book a year or so ago, I said “this is high school for the rest of us.” This is not the story of jocks and cheerleaders or preppies and goths, but of the ones who are able to be themselves, obey most rules, respect their parents enough and have a plan for their lives that doesn’t necessarily include how much money they will make. The 20-something author of the book has told a tale from the heart. Happily, there is a sequel that I’m hoping to get to by the end of the year. The Dark Ferret Society by Emily Humphreys. You read my full review here.  Visit the author’s web site here.

 

 

Do you enjoy school novels or movies? Leave me a comment with your favorites.

Top 5 Books I Will Never Read

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These are five I’m not likely to read, but never say never is a good motto.

 

The Top Five

Lolita

 

Unless Jeremy Irons shows up to read it aloud to me personally, I’m not reading it. Lolita.

 

 

 

 

 

dune

 

I really don’t think I’ll be reading this. I endured the Foundation Trilogy (Isaac Asimov) in a political theory course–that’s enough  for me. Dune.

 

 

 

 

 

 

twlight

 

I’m so not into vampires, zombies and all that. There is a copy around the house from when someone else in the family attempted it. No thanks. Twilight. Frankly, I think you can toss Divergent and Hunger Games on here, too. Not my thing. The very word “dystopian” makes my eyes glaze over. Fantasy and Science Fiction do so as well, but much slower.

 

 

 

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Anyone else recall the Yuppie Handbook of the 80’s saying when someone asks your favorite book just name this one? Yeah. Cause no one really reads it. One Hundred Years of Solitude. I’m open to other titles by this author.

 

 

 

 

shades

 

Sounds like Outlander, the 21st Century version, sans time travel. No thanks, even though a friend I trust read it and said it wasn’t bad. Just no. Fifty Shades of Grey.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Two Bonus Series

 

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How many rapes were in that five minutes I endured of the t.v. show? Not even Iain Glen himself could make me enjoy this series. It’s just not my thing. Even my son said it was weird and he likes stuff like this.  Game of Thrones.

 

 

 

 

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Nor will I be returning to more of the Outlander series by Diana Gabaldon. I nearly wrecked the car listening to the Outlander [book one] when forced oral sex (something like that) was on the audio before I was properly caffeinated. No thanks. I admit, it wasn’t ALL, like that–but too much for me. If they come out with an abridged edition that tones the sex way down then I could, possibly, reconsider.

I will keep trying with the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. I might also try a few of Stephen King’s books–I read and enjoyed The March, but he wrote it under another name. And while I’m not a big fan of horror I did read and appreciated (not sure that I “enjoyed” it) Dracula so I have Frankenstein and Dr. Jekyl and Mr Hyde still on my to-read list.

What books would go on your list? Leave me a comment or link to your own Top 5 post.

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Top 5 Books I Want to Read By Year End

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 Top Five Wednesday can be found in the Groups on Goodreads.com

 Top of My List

Eleanor

Pre-ordered and can’t wait! YEARS in the writing, so I will read it instantly. Blanch Wiesen Cook’s 3rd volume of her Eleanor Roosevelt biography.

  The Rest of the List

I set myself a reading challenge from the Ambleside Online Curriculum and need to catch-up, so the first books are from this post: “Assign Yourself….”

 

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I, Claudius by Robert Graves

 

 

Either East of Eden or finish Madame Bovary

 

Belgravia

Downton Abbey creator, Julian Fellow’s novel, Belgravia

 

What are you Top 5 Books to read by year’s end? Leave me a comment.

Top 10 Tuesday: 10 books on my shelves since before I was blogging that I still haven’t read

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Questions? Before I was blogging…..which time? First time was way, way back in 2005? 2006? And, do unread Kindle books count? I’ll just try to pick some from both pre-blogging, and stopped blogging, time period. There are too many unread Kindle books to list–anyone else have that problem? Thank you Book Bub.

 

  1. Blitz Cat  by Robert Westall
  2. The Florist’s Daughter by Patricia Hampf
  3. Must You Go?  by Antonia Fraser
  4. Forsyte Saga by John Gallsworthy
  5. Death in the Afternoon by Ernest Hemingway
  6. The Brendan Voyage by Tim Severin
  7. Well-Read Lives by Barbara Sicherman
  8. Miner’s Daughter by Gretchen Moran Laskas
  9. Thousand Days in Tuscany by Marlena di Blasi
  10. The Button Box by Ruth Ellen Patton Totten

 

Don’t miss yesterday’s posts–just click the link to read:

The Atomic Weight of Love: Cross-Generational Love in Fiction

Reflections on the Perks of Being a Wallflower or Finding Myself at 54 Thanks to a YA Book

 

What have you bought and not read yet? Leave me a link to your post or a comment with book titles. Or why not join the fun at The Broke and the Bookish.

Top 5 Wednesday: Favorite First Sentences

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First lines from two all-time favorite books

Joy

 

 

“Well, we never thought it could happen, but here we are living with Gran in East Haddock (Mass.).

The Joyous Season by Patrick Dennis. This book is an annual re-read for me at Christmas time. I’ve posted on it before in my occasional series on Fictional Characters I Wish Were Real #1.

 

 

GWTW

 

“Scarlett O’Hara was not beautiful, but men seldom realized that when caught by her charms as the Tarleton twins were. In here face were too sharply blended the features of her mother, a Coast aristocrat of French descent and the heavy ones of her florid Irish father….”

Ok, that’s the first TWO, but from memory.  Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell.

 

 

The Opening Lines of Two Books I’m Currently Reading

 

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“In early January of 2011, forty-five  hundred red-winged black-birds fell dead from the Arkansas skies.”

The Atomic Weight of Love by Elizabeth J. Church

 

 

 

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“A surging, seething, murmuring crowd of beings that are human only in name, for to the eye and ear they seem naught but savage creatures, animated by vile passions and by the lust of vengeance and hate.”

The Scarlet Pimpernel by Emmuska Orczy

 

 

 

 

Opening Line of the Last Book I Finished

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“Lars Thorvald loved two women.” 

Kitchens of the Great Midwest by J. Ryan Stradal

 

 

 

 

 

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Top Ten Books With the Civil War as the Setting

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 Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored,
He has loosed the fateful lightening of His terrible swift sword
His truth is marching on….

I have seen Him in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps
They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps
l can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps
His day is marching on…..

The First Ten

Before I begin the list, I must tell you I’m a lifelong Civil War fanatic. I wrote earlier this year about a Civil War themed book that validated much of my childhood as a geek more interested in the Civil War than in David Cassidy or Donny Osmond. You can read that post here if you like. Lest there be any doubt, yes, I’ve read them all. Some (not only GWTW) more than once.

Note: I have not included actual histories of the war, but I urge you, if that is your interest, to read the classic books by Bruce Catton and Shelby Foote.

THE Civil War novel–at least of the South’s war.

GWTW

 

Rhett Butler–the ultimate Bad Boy. Scarlett O’Hara–a Southern Belle Badass. Melanie Wilkes, a Steel Magnolia of the most refined sort. Ashley Wilkes, spineless dreamer. Sigh….now I’ll be forced to go home and re-read my favorite parts for the 400th or so time.

Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell.

 

 

 One story–from two sides: Little Women and March.

Little Women  by Louisa May Alcott is the home front story of the devoted wife and daughters, waiting for Father to return.

March by Geraldine Brooks is Father’s story.

Note: There are other editions of Little Women–I just happen to love this new annotated version. If cost is an issue, just pick up any version for the story. Remember, I do not make money if you click on a link.

 A Fabulous Series

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The three  books by Jeff and Michael Shaara are very, very readable. The epic movie Gettysburg is based on The Killer Angel

Gods and Generals, The Killer Angels and The Last Full Measure by Shara. These books are also available individually.

The Believable Ones With Women Disguised as Men

 

I Shall Be Near to You by Erin Lindsay McCabe was the first ever women-as-a-man book that I finished and believed could have been true.

Like a River by Kath Cannon Wiechman is the second such book. It is a Young Person’s book but is a marvelous read. I featured it in my post If You Love Mercy Street

The War in the White House From Both Sides

 

 

Lincoln by Gore Vidal

Mrs. Lincoln’s Dressmaker by Jennifer Chiaverini

 

Bonus Titles

I have read a fiery gospel writ in burnish`d rows of steel,
“As ye deal with my contemners, So with you my grace shall deal;”
Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the serpent with his heel
Since God is marching on….

He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat
He is sifting out the hearts of men before His judgment-seat
Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him! be jubilant, my feet!
Our God is marching on….

Two What If’s

 

If The South Had Won the War by MacKinlay Kantor This book practically invented the “what if” genre. An excellent, fast, read.

CSA: Confederate States of America by Howard Means  What if…in a current-day setting.

A Superb Christian Series

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I’m not big on Christian publishing, but I anxiously await Lynn Austin’s books. Of the three books in this series, I enjoyed the middle one most–so much so that I asked her to write a sequel. Since I’m not her agent I won’t hold my breath, but I do wish she’d consider it.

Refiner’s Fire: Candle in the Darkness, Fire by Night and A Light To My Path by Lynn Austin–also available separately.

 

 

 

The Pacifist View

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Southern Indiana Quaker’s, across the river from Kentucky, must rely on their faith in times of tria.

The Friendly Persuasion by Jessamyn West

 

 

 

 

The Real Life View From Richmond and Points South

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Mary Chestnut’s Diary

 

Mary Chestnut’s very observant eye helped her Confederate Cabinet Member husband, James, during the war. Her diary is a gold-mine of home front information, Cabinet gossip and war-weariness. One of my all-time favorite Civil War books.

 

 

Two Classics Often Read in School

 

 

If you missed these in school, read them now. You’ll love them even more.

Red Badge of Courage by Stephen Crane, is the story of a young soldier’s fear in battle.

Across Five Aprils by Irene Hunt, I read this on a band trip in 1976. It’s still excellent.

 

In the beauty of the lilies Christ was born across the sea,
With a glory in His bosom that transfigures you and me:
As He died to make men holy, let us live to make men free,
While God is marching on.

 

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My 20 Books of Summer

Challenge

I did not do a challenge for this–its simply what I read or listened to. The majority are audios since I get 2.5 hours per work day in the car–sometimes more if I drive anywhere on the weekends.

Top Three

 

 

The Full List

 

The Hired Girl
Brat Farrar
Sunday’s on the Phone to Monday
Texts from Jane Eyre: And Other Conversations with Your Favorite Literary Characters
The Three-Year Swim Club: The Untold Story of Maui’s Sugar Ditch Kids and Their Quest for Olympic Glory
Bread and Wine: A Love Letter to Life Around the Table with Recipes
The Long Weekend: Life in the English Country House Between the Wars
The Nightingale
Every Frenchman Has One
Vinegar Girl
The Sky Beneath My Feet
Saving Charlotte: Fumbling Across America with a Reluctant VW Bus
The Diving Pool: Three Novellas
Originals: How Nonconformists Move the World
Summer House with Swimming Pool
The Bridge Ladies
H is for Hawk
The Headmaster’s Wager
Barefoot At The Lake: A Boyhood Summer in Cottage Country

Top Five Wednesday: Author’s you can’t wait to read

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This week the Goodreads.com Top Five Wednesday group is posting about:

Authors You Are Waiting on Another Book From

 

Blanche Wiesen Cook’s biography of Eleanor Roosevelt Volume III

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Word must finally have reached the author that we loyal readers of this biography were becoming afraid that she would die without finishing it. I pre-ordered it the day that became possible. Eleanor Roosevelt: The War Years And After by Blanche Wiesen Cook

 

 

 

Dinah Jeferies The Tea Planter’s Wife

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I will be reviewing this very soon. It has EVERYTHING! The time period I love. The Colonial Brits that I love. And, best of all, a May-December Romance! [See the tag cloud to read some of my own  cross-generational romance profiles.] The Tea Planter’s Wife by Dinah Jeferies.

 

 

 

Alexander McCall Smith’s No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency series

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I can’t get enough of this series—especially when it is read by the incomparable Lisette Lecat–she simply IS the voice of this series. I love listening to these. Precious and Grace (No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency 17) by Alexander McCall Smith.

 

 

 

 

Gayle Foreman’s adult debut

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I loved If I Stay and Where She Went so I am so am just a teensy bit anxious about this one. I’m hoping it’s just as great as her Y.A. books though. Leave Me: A Novel by Gayle Foreman.

 

 

 

 

Still waiting on this one, even though it is out now

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With apologies to the author, but some books must be read from the library. Most popular fiction falls in this category for me. I also prefer much of it on audio for my long daily commute. I loved the Husband’s Secret, so I’m anxious to get my hands on this one as well. Truly, Madly, Guilty by Liane Moriarty.

 

 

 

 

What books are you waiting on? Leave me a comment!

 

Gal-Pal Beach Day!

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Pebbles and Bam-Bam are back at school. Fred and Barney are at the gravel pit. Now it’s time for Wilma and Betty to hit the beach and celebrate! Yes, celebrate! They survived another summer at home with the kids, another family car trip vacation and they’re pretty pumped! Why? Cause when they asked the most important question, “But did you die???” The answer is a resounding NO!  Today I’m taking all you gal-pals to the beach. Of course, where I live that means walking or being truly American and driving the two miles or so to the beach at the Lake in my neighborhood. It’s still sand, ok??? Let’s pack the beach bag, shall we?

Swimsuits

Wear one, or wear shorts and a tank top or….wear whatever fits, is paid for, and you aren’t ashamed to be seen out in public wearing. This is southern Ohio, not the South of France! We value tattoos that are spelled correctly, but all y’all is grammatically correct so that leaves a lot of latitude for the dress code.

Drinks

I imagine open container laws apply, but that doesn’t stop the drunks driving away from the bar so why not have a little tipple if you are so inclined! And, if not, we’ll make some flavored water with lots of great faux-promises of instant cellulite reduction. Or open a Diet Dr Pepper–whatever works for you.

 

Entertainment

I can’t promise Orlando Bloom waving his…er….paddle …but there’s probably some hot young rednecks with sagging trunks, sleeve tattoos and a Marlborough on their lips (hopefully its a Marlborough….we’ll just call it one). That tan, those abs, those groin creases, that sun-bleached hair…..Ok, ok, he’s as young as your son. So what? He’s not your son! Be sure to pack extra batteries for the misting fans. Now to do in that good-for-nothing little trollop trying to get him out of view!

Food

Salted Carmel Gelato? Birthday Cake Muddy-Buddies? Chex Mix? Guac and chips? Homemade salsa. Hot dogs at the snack shack–sure, why not. You’ve just spent the whole summer telling the kids how horrible those things are, but sure–have one. Load it down with relish and mustard and onions. Oh go on! That cute guy is so not going to come kiss you and gag on the onions. Look–he’s …. um, don’t look…. You’ll cry, but dam the little trollop is sure having a happiness project of her own! Film on Youtube at 11 I bet. Geesh, get a Love Shack already, why don’t ya?

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Ok, now that we have skipped that little fantasy island, lets’ get real. Here are some great books for gal-pals at the beach. Share ear buds, buy two copies, take turns reading aloud–what ever. Just enjoy!

 

Beach Books

 

For All Gal-Pals

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Lisa Scottoline and daughter Francesca Serritella  have a new collection of essays out and they are GREAT! I’m listening to them on my commute. Like I always say about their Mother-Daughter gabfests, it’s like going on a road trip with your best friends. Chocolate, pet-love, living a New and Improved Life (i.e. getting older) this dynamic duo is required reading for Gal-Pals and Gal-Pal book clubs!! Don’t blame me if you start hoping Bradley Cooper takes up paddling…..

I’ve Got Sand in All the Wrong Places.

 

 

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I laughed so hard reading these that I suffered the embarrassment of … leakage [i.e., laughed till I peed]. And what Gal-Pal day hasn’t been improved by leakage? Especially leakage that becomes mutual due to laughter? These texts cover a large variety of classic literature–not just Jane Eyre. The humor is ranges from sublime to down right, almost raunchy. In short this book is a blast!

Texts from Jane Eyre.

 

 

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For the Mommy-Years Gal Pals

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Yes, your child WILL eat rocket salad (I think that’s arugula). Read this book and learn how. Or laugh till you pee at the very idea of ANY of this taking hold in suburbia. Where’s the soccer league?  Where’s the paint by wine classes? Hilarious to read though. Just imagine little Jacque-son having to put away that word-search puzzle of back-to-school words and do French homework. Why yes, we did bring a second bottle of wine…..

Bringing Up Bebe

 

 

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Since no one has written Duchess Kate’s Guide to Fabulous Parenting (probably coming out after Pippa’s honeymoon), I’m adding this one to the list. Because no one, No. One. wants to micromanage a suburban childhood these days, if they’re honest. It’s too much work. But, they can’t stand the shaming that would go with quitting! You can read this and play “remember when?” As in, “remember when we swore we’d only breast feed…” and your Gal-Pal says back, “Worst 8 minutes of my life…..” Things like that. Now, if your Gal-Pal is a Kate-worshipper who has an entire Pinterest board of her own ORIGINAL play-date themes, well….you might just skip this one so you don’t have to keep saying “Yes, really….” to her.  Slacker Mom Handbook.

 

 

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This one should generate the snot rockets red glare out the nose! Honestly, is there anything worse than married sex with kids in the house? Now, if your Gal-Pal is a Kate-wanna be, just skip this one. If you Gal-Pal is normal though, follow it up by re-watching the  FRIENDS episode with “girth” mentioned. Or search for the uncensored Orlando Bloom photos and try to picture you and hubs doing that? I know right…. No, I wouldn’t want to help with the Calamine lotion, either, thank you! But what are Gal-Pals for, but to laugh and cry with?

Mars and Venus in the Bedroom

 

 

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For the Empty Nest and Retirement Years Gal-Pals

 

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He’s home. He’s underfoot. He’s in your space. He wants  lunch but after 37 years in the same house he can’t find the lunch meat. Annoying? You bet!  But you  pledged till death do us part! Make him into a lamp? Maybe not. Compare notes with your Gal-Pal on just how horrible retirement is some days.

 

101 Things to do with Your Retired Man

 

 

The Slacker Granny Book

I couldn’t find a good Slacker Granny book, but if I do, I’ll re-post this. Surely there’s a book out there that teaches you how to escape being your grandchild’s day care or how to get out of those ghastly overnights so the parents can make naughty alone at bedtime. After all, your kids survived a weekly dose of Benadryl, so can your grandkids, right?  And what to do with that in-law from hell who won’t eat anything you serve? How to help your  daughter leave the son-in-law who turned out as badly as you knew he would, but not get stuck with your kid, their kids and their pets living in your house. That kind of book. Any publishers reading this? I’m available to write it!

 

The Midlife Gals

Not only will you laugh till you leak, they’ll talk about laughing till you leak… and middle aged s%x and caring for the aged one and….they’re great. And they also review movies. Too fun! KK and Sal-Gal are a hoot! Required viewing from the first moment of Peri-menupase.

 

 

Have another must-read or must-watch item for this list? Leave me a comment.

 

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